Q: Why can't the athlete listen to music?
A: They broke the record.
Q: Why did the square and the triangle go to the gym?
A: To stay in shape.
Q: How does the ocean say hi?
A: It waves.
Q: Why do men never break a thing?
A: Because they're gentlemen.
Q: What is the road's favourite spread?
A: A traffic jam.
Q: Why does the robber have blue hands?
A: Because he didn’t want to get caught red-handed.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q: Why do music teachers need ladders?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It caught a virus.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two-tired.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because it felt crummy.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why did the music teacher go to the principal?
A: She found herself in treble.
Q: Why did the skeleton not fight?
A: Because he had no guts.
Hope these jokes made you smile!